For all you parents-to-be: be aware, be very very aware. Go to Baby's Named a Bad, Bad Thing. Read. Read more. Read every word: Take the Site to Bed With You. Read until you know all of it inside out.
Please. Do NOT name your baby a bad, bad thing.
Case in point:
We aren't having kids for another year or two, but we like Kellyna Nychole, Taryn Mykah and Mykenzie Kathryn for girls.
This woman was indicted under the Flagrant Over-Use of the Letters K and Y Act of 1983.
Wait! It gets better. Much much better. (Or should we say worse? Much much worse)
I know a little boy (4 years old) called Orion. He has a little sister called Venus. I think it is original without being at all silly, like some 'unique' names can be.
Yeah. Silly. I'm feeling my ability to gauge silly and non-silly slipping fast.
This one just about did us in, though:
I am having this baby boy on Aug 6. Dad and I love Alexander Scott but our last name is Smith. Will the initals be a huge problem? We don't want him to be teased.
That's OK. Kids are pretty uncreative when it comes to teasing. They'll never eventually spot that one.